23-year-old writer, fangirl, and master procrastinator.
I like tea and fictional characters.
If we met in real life, we probably wouldn't get along.
Justified. Being Human US. The Walking Dead. Game of Thrones. The Office.
LOST. Doctor Who. Occasional appearances by Sherlock and SPN.
my boyfriend basically called t-dog out as the next to die, as soon as he disagreed with rick about the convicts.
apparently “he’ll get mauled the next time there’s a clusterfuck. otherwise officer friendly’s gonna shank him in the yard.”
What's the difference between men and women?
| Shane: | This a joke? |
| Rick: | No. Serious. |
| Shane: | Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They're born thinkin' the switch only goes one way: on. Struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean, every woman I ever let have a key, I swear to God, it's like - come home, house all lit up... And y'see my job, apparently, because my chromosomes happen to be different, is I then gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light that this chick left on. |
| Rick: | Is that right. |
| Shane: | Yeah, baby. Mm. Oh, Reverend Shane's a-preachin' to ya now, boy. Now that same chick, mind you, she'll bitch about, uh, global warming. That's when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the God Gospel and say - 'Um, darlin'? Maybe if you and every other pair of boobs on this planet could just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much 'global warming.' |
| Rick: | You say that? |
| Shane: | The polite version. But I'll tell ya, man, that earns me this look of loathing you would not believe. And that's when the Exorcist voice comes out - 'YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY DAMN FA-THUR! Always yellin' about the power bill, tellin' me to turn off the damn lights!' |
| Rick: | So what do you say to that? |
| Shane: | I know what I want to say, is 'Bitch, you mean to tell me that you been hearin' this your entire life, and you are still too damn stupid to figure out how to turn off a switch?' Wouldn't actually say that, though. |
| Rick (laughing): | That would be bad. |
| Shane: | Go with the polite version again. |
| Rick: | Very wise. |
so I’m going to this Fan Expo thing in 3 weeks, and I just found out that Sean Patrick Flanery is going to be there. as if I wasn’t having enough of a fucking emotional breakdown over the prospect of Reedus and Bernthal, CONNOR FUCKING MACMANUS IS ALSO GOING TO BE THERE.
FLANDUS.
AND BERNTHAL.
IN THE SAME PLACE.
excuse me while I go and fucking die.
Steven Yeun’s cover of Shelter.
Answer:
no.
#LOST #the walking dead #fuck off anon.
I don’t think there’s anything I ship less than Rick/Shane slash.
Unpopular opinion?
I have this new obsessive thing where there need to be 22 drafts in my draft folder just so I can see that little ‘22’ on my sidebar and be like “SHANE.”
and then again.
with a shovel.
#beautiful people
#the walking dead
#andrew lincoln
#sarah wayne callies
#jon bernthal
#laurie holden
#andrea
#shane walsh
#lori grimes
#rick grimes
I’m shipping the hell out of these two right now. Dammit.
#andrea
#jon bernthal
#laurie holden
#look how fucking cute and perfect they are
#shane walsh
#the walking dead
#source?
#the walking dead
#shane walsh
#rick grimes
#lori grimes
#jon bernthal
#sarah wayne callies
#andrew lincoln
Shane in 2x06 → Secrets
